What to Do With My Dead Body?

It is quite the conundrum

It is a weird thing to say but never in my long life have I ever attended a funeral. Perhaps it was by fortuitous circumstances that I was never able to attend one. I have seen funerals depicted in movies and on TV and they just seem so disgusting to me. Why would anyone want such a morose event to occur in response to their kicking of the old bucket? Is it by decree of…