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The Great Epiphanyvirus
A new pandemic spreading like wildfire
Scientists have not yet determined where the Epiphanyvirus started. They have not even been able to figure out how the virus is being spread. Apparently, it has nothing to do with physical human contact.
In just two months the Epiphanyvirus has affected over 100,000 people in the U.S.A. alone and has spread to every country on the planet. The number of cases are multiplying exponentially and it has been calculated that within just a year or so every human on the planet may become infected.
Thankfully, there have been no recorded deaths due to the virus. However there has been a ginormous amount of people quitting their jobs, husbands and wives breaking up, people selling their homes and moving to the country, soldiers going A.W.O.L., billionaires giving their money away, priests and pastors leaving their churches, zookeepers letting animals out of their cages, drug addicts seeking help, government officials doing the right thing, people turning vegan, criminals becoming social workers, and news anchors sobbing on live TV.
The world seems to be changing right before our eyes. Nothing like this has ever been seen before. Everything has become unstable throughout society. Old paradigms, old ideas, old beliefs, old institutions, old habits, old laws, old customs, old…
