The Czechoslovakian Burrito

A culinary journey wrapped in a tortilla

Very, very few people know this but I happen to be the inventor of the Czechoslovakian Burrito. That’s right; me! I am not a professional chef nor am I a professional inventor. I never went to any culinary institute, in fact I have never taken a single cooking class in my entire life. I am not an expert, a cooking guru, nor a kitchen savant. I am just an ordinary human being.

Have you ever dreamed of inventing your own unique and original culinary dish? Well, if I can do it, so can you! And you don’t have to be an expert, be certified, or be Martha Stewart’s nephew. You can do it!

But I am here to tell you that it is not easy. It takes an incredible amount of failure, of indefatigable relentless perseverance, of clear vision, of intense desire, and a positive attitude that goes beyond critical thinking. It takes a few tablespoons of ignorance and several cups of luck. And it takes an adventurous spirit willing to go where no human has ever gone before.

It took me eleven long, tortuous years to invent the Czechoslovakian Burrito. The important point is that I never, ever gave up until it became a reality! I never gave in to those who called me an idiot. I never stopped believing in myself. I never gave up hope!