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The BTCEJ Sandwich
The art of having a pleasant day
Upon awakening this morning Jerome could immediately feel that something was very, very different. But he had no idea what it was.
It was not an ominous feeling. He got those sometimes just before something bad happened. He did not consider it being psychic because he never knew what bad thing would happen. And occasionally those ominous feelings turned out to be fake.
But this was a truly strong feeling. He never got premonitions of good things happening and since this new feeling was not bad, Jerome was rather confused. What could it be? What was about to happen? Or what had already happened that he did not yet know about?
Normally he never checked his phone messages or email until after breakfast but today he checked his phone before even peeing. He checked his email while peeing.
Nothing out of the ordinary.
He then went to his south-facing window and looked out. Everything that was there yesterday was still there. Then he checked his north-facing window and then his one east-facing window. The world was still intact.
Jerome never watched TV in the morning but today he turned it on just in time to catch the main news headlines. There was nothing alarmingly new or different on the news. It was just the…