Sit Up Straight!
The Swami will see you now…
The sign in the window read, Swami Shaantinanda: The blind Swami who hears the voices in your head.
“Seriously? I’m in relentless back pain as I await my appointment with my chiropractor and you’re taking me to an Indian snake charmer? Beth, you’re taking pleasure in my pain. Why are you doing that? I thought you loved me.”