RIGHT FUCKING ON!

I once had a 20-year love relationship with a woman who, for the first 16 years of that relationship, never shaved her legs or armpits or any other part of her body. I got to know and love the REAL HER.

But then she had to shave her legs and armpits for an acting role she got. It was awful! It felt like she had been amputated or something! I felt like I was in bed with a different woman. It was terrible!

Once the play closed she let her hair grow again and I was so happy and relieved. She was herself again.

But then two years later she had to shave again for yet another role. It was terrifying!

I guess the moral of the story is to not fall in love with an actress.