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Reading Headlines On Medium
Endless joy in simply scrolling
Have you ever scrolled down the homepage of Medium reading headlines of articles without ever clicking on the articles? You’re simply headline reading. It can be quite entertaining on occasion. Who needs to read actual stories or articles when there is so much fun in the headlines? And the headlines can be so revealing of the prevailing Medium zeitgeist. There is a lot to learn.
I was doing that recently and I decided to write down some of the headlines that caught my attention. Perhaps you’ve seen some of these:
How I Made $87K in My First Two Weeks of Writing On Medium
And how you can, too!
How To Become a Billionaire By Waking Up an Hour Earlier Each Morning
Use this proven secret and give Bezos a run for his money
Program With UGXZ On LVCR Using RWWF With LWVP On SDJ
Click on this article to find out what those abbreviations mean
How To Write Self-Help Articles Even If You Don’t Know a Damn Thing
It’s easier than you think
How To Stop Men From Ruining Everything
The necessary tools to put them in their place
