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I Bought a Typewriter!
What the hell was I thinking?
I thought it was going to be just another ordinary day today. But it wasn’t! No, today I bought a typewriter!
It is because of the psychic premonitions I’ve been having the last couple of days. I’ve been getting these flashes of a typewriter. I see it clear as day sitting on a little table in the local Presbyterian thrift store. Or maybe it’s Lutheran or Episcopalian or something else. I don’t keep track of that stuff. There was a price sticker on the typewriter of $5.
So earlier this afternoon I went for a walk in the snow. Today’s little snowstorm is nothing compared to the blizzard we’re supposed to have tomorrow. It is a good thing I went out and did all my stuff today.
Well, because of those darn premonitions I stopped at the local Protestant thrift store. After a couple of minutes walking around I came to a little table on top of which sat a typewriter! It was the very same typewriter that I kept seeing in my premonitions. And it had a $5 price sticker on it!
What would you do? Without even examining it I picked it up and took it to the counter and bought it. Seriously, if you want your psychic powers to work you’ve got to trust them.
So the typewriter is sitting in its case on the table in my Play Room. I haven’t opened…
