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Conversation With an Idiot
Inside a noggin: A discussion about dancing
Q: So what is your favorite song?
A: I have a million favorite songs but at this particular moment it is, “Just Waitin’ On a Friend” by the Rolling Stones.
Q: Why?
A: Because of the saxophone.
Q: How can you mend a broken heart?
A: How can you stop the rain from falling down?
Q: What relationship that you’ve had would you want to resurrect?
A: None. They all served their purpose.
Q: Which relationship would you want to resuscitate?
A: Every single one of them.
Q: Of all those women, which one would you now choose to dance with?
A: Ooh, that’s a tough question.
Q: Which one?
A: I don’t know. Maybe Vanessa or Debbie.
Q: Why?
A: Because they were the best dancers. They made me dance better. These were the only two women I ever managed to clear the dance floor with. They were the two who managed to unleash my inner dancer.
Q: Your inner dancer?
