Bernadette’s Rainbow Adventures, Part 2

Naked on the Serengeti

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I have a very dear friend named Monique who lives with her husband, Russell, in Jamaica. Russell and Monique are more in love than any humans I’ve ever met. They got married on a hillside overlooking Passhappy Bay. Russell owned some property right on the beach where he was building a home for his new bride and hoped-for progeny.

Russell, Monique, the shaman conducting the marriage ceremony, and about three hundred people stood on the hillside waiting…. Russell and Monique wanted to get married in front of a live rainbow. The afternoon they got married offered plenty of storm clouds and the bride and groom and their guests only had to wait about an hour and a half for a rainbow to appear. It was the coolest wedding ceremony I’ve ever witnessed. With the rainbow in the background, Russell and Monique kissed and everyone I talked to afterward said that at that moment a sharp jolt of mojo coursed through their bodies. I felt it, too. It was incredible.

The next morning there was an influx of clouds. As it started sprinkling Russell and Monique grabbed a blanket and walked up the hill to the exact place where they had gotten married the day before. They spread out the blanket on the ground and then took off…