Back when I was married I did every single thing on that list except for number 30. And I don’t understand numbers 32 and 33. Does “poorly children” mean poorly behaved children, children steeped in poverty or children in poor health? Does being responsible for all these things make me a woman? If so, my genitals beg to differ. The one thing I didn’t do while fulfilling all the above mentioned responsibilities was complain that my wife didn’t do them. And, knowing how much joy those responsibilities brought me, she never complained about me fulfilling them. Not complying with the stereotypes, I guess we were weirdos.