Auto Mechanic Ignorance

“Parking takes an hour.” — Hank Eng

Holy mother of God! An hour????????? Thank goodness I don’t own a vehicle. I park my feet where ever I want to, whenever I want to.

The last time I stepped into a shopping mall was during the Christmas shopping season of the year 2000. I was with two females; one wife and one daughter. I would have been with 3 females if the mall allowed entrance to people who wanted to shop with their dog.

I don’t know what happened after that. I must have accidentally stepped into a different dimension or something, but I have never been in a shopping mall since then.

But I am proud to say that this year I finished my Christmas shopping before December 1st. Well okay, except for one gift. But that gift cannot be bought at a shopping mall or a Wal-Mart or at Amazon.monopoly. That gift is not a thing but rather an experience.

With Christmas so close I still have no idea what that gift will be. I may not know until it happens. I guess I’ll just have to wait and see…

Since I’m not an expert at internal-combustion-engine powered vehicles, I’m not sure if ‘satire’ has anything to do with any of the four wheels upon which those vehicles ride upon. Please excuse my auto-mechanic-ignorance. And have a happy day anyway.