ANALysis

Caleb Ramsby said, “There’s no analysis, like statistical analysis!”

I say, “There’s no analysis like the gauging of vibratory frequency resonance through utilizing the solar plexus/heart chakra centers.

That’s how weird I am.

I like numbers, too, but in a very different way….

But that is not to say that I don’t occasionally sink into the conventional analysis of numbers. I check my stats page.

After a year and a half+ of checking that confounding stats page I have discovered something interesting. I have learned that whenever I go a whole week without posting I suddenly start getting more people following me. And then when I post almost daily for a week new follows come to a stop and my total number of followers might actually decrease slightly.

And then I go a week without posting again and suddenly I start getting more followers. Then I start posting like crazy again and the amount of new followers instantly stops.

Through that analytical slice of my noggin I can see a very exact trend going on for a long time. Yet, still in my noggin, I am confused by that. What the hell does that mean?

What does my solar plexus have to say about this? It says, “Stop looking at that gosh darn stats page! It will f*** you up.”

So I try to listen to my heart/solar plexus and avoid the stats page. But behind my back my noggin secretly checks the stats page and then has the audacity to show me the results.

That darn noggin!